time, some how some way

I just bearly escaped going to jail over the last 24 hours. Well maybe not jail. But a ticket, or a spanking. Running red lights in small town Texas, not a good idea when the local tin is sitting on the other side of said light looking at you. Also a risky proposition upon realizing your mistake AND seeing said cop turn around lights ablaze you slyly slink down a back street. And you continue to take back streets till you know you have lost him the high tail it out of town.

Also risky is standing on the side of the highway with a camera (which to some MUST look like a bazooka) pointing it at cars as they go by. People tend to call the law because the TERRORISTS MUST HAVE MADE IT TO TEXAS!!!!!!!! For the record 3 seperate cops over two days stopped and asked me for my ID. Ran my ID and scolded me. Sheesh. ALSO apparently a guy with a BIG ass camera HAS to be from some competing gas station, or one of thier hires, and said cameraman must be taking spy footage with this big camera. After all whimpy hidden spycams for that sort of thing are so passe.

Anyways, I made it out alive. I also realized that it is either Texas or me but driving 5 hours to get somewhere doesn't seem like that big of a deal.

I'm tired. My arms feel really weird. I'm out.